The Green Comet

          A look through a telescope had a pair of college-age boys looking at a green comet soaring through the nighttime sky.

          One suggested making a wish, akin to a falling star. The other boy didn't believe in such things. He thought such things only happened on TV and in movies. He was one of those skeptics who had to actually witness something to believe it. Naturally, his friend had a more positive attitude.

         "Come on, man." He said. "Haven't you wished on a falling star before? Give it a try. Who knows when you'll get another chance like this again, if ever?"

         Little did he know that his friend HAD made his wish. He just didn't dare tell him, especially given what it was. Instead, he chose to remain silent and his pal in the dark. When all was said and done, the boys went their separate ways for the night. Neither had any idea of how that green comet would upend their lives.

        The next morning, one boy made his way to the home of the other. The front door was strangely unlocked. The boy knew right away that something was wrong, but he was not prepared for what he would find in the kitchen. To his absolute shock, a very shapely, very chesty stranger in lingerie was in his friend's kitchen.

        "Who are you and who let you in here?!" He asked incredulously.

        "I go by the name of Aletta. Aletta Ocean." The gorgeous woman answered. "And you are?"

        Before he answered, he put two and two together and realized that his friend HAD made a wish after all. His friend had wished to be this famed adult film actress. Not be like her, not to possess her or something, but actually BE her. Now, this young lad was at a loss for words as to how he would explain this to anyone, let alone his friend's family. It seemed that his friend believed what he told him about making a wish on that green comet. However, it remains a mystery as to how long the effects will last, if they ever wear off at all.